RSSMotron - Your source to search and find RSS content.
Site Search:

Home | Humor | Feed Submission

Funny Pictures Blog

Weird News - School bus liquor-store run gets cops' attention

9 Jan 2009

The Associated Press

A school bus driver made an unscheduled stop at a liquor store, then allegedly asked a student to help hide her purchases when police stopped her, the district superintendent said. It does not appear the driver had been drinking, Billings Public Schools Superintendent Jack Copps said. No charges had been filed but the driver quit her job this week.

Copps said someone spotted the bus at the liquor store on Dec. 12 and called authorities. No students were on the bus at the time, he said.

By the time officers caught up with the bus, the driver had picked up some middle school students and allegedly asked one student to hide a paper bag with bottles of alcohol near the back of the bus, Copps said.

Copps said the school immediately notified its bus contractor, First Student, that the woman was not to transport any of the district's students.

School district policy prohibits alcohol on school property or in vehicles transporting students. Copps described the incident as "embarrassing."

Del.icio.us | Digg this! | Newsvine

Joke - Two Different Doctors

7 Jan 2009

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics, with the same complaint.

Both have trouble walking, and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day, and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees her family doctor, after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 3 months to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and is still waiting 6 months later to have her surgery scheduled.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

So if I need a hip replacement, I am going to a vet!

Del.icio.us | Digg this! | Newsvine

Joke - Where are We?

6 Jan 2009

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin.

As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee: "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing."

Del.icio.us | Digg this! | Newsvine

Steering Wheel

4 Jan 2009

Photobucket

Del.icio.us | Digg this! | Newsvine

Joke - Overbooking

30 Dec 2008

In a Phoenix airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked.

The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats.

In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour later.

About eight people ran up to the counter to take advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter announced:

"If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like to volunteer, please step forward."

Del.icio.us | Digg this! | Newsvine

© 2006 RSSMotron All Rights Reserved.
Use of our service is protected by our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service

Hosting by DD&C